It is official…
Well there are a few things that are official… for one I am still the worlds greatest worst speller and secondly I am still the worlds greatest worst singer.
Other then that… I confirmed yesterday that I am NOT a rabbit therefore cannot bunny hop my bike over curbs onto sidewalks. Really I knew this all along, but for some odd reason Phil thought a was a rabbit and was convinced it would be a great idea to take a short cut over the curb.
Alright, alright (this is what I finally thought after he convinced me I can hope over things)… so if I am going to do this I figured I better stake the place out… After circling the curb three times I thought I was ready for the hop, jump and maybe a skip.
But first I must visualize for full preparation… So ready for action I visualized myself clearing the curb, landing on the other side, and riding off into the sun and wind with Phil holding hands and maybe skipping along
BUT nope, instead BAM>> CA-BOOM>> I hit the curb with my front wheel and proceeded to think it was a good idea to continue to hop my rear wheel over the curb even though I hadn’t yet cleared the curb with my front wheel. SO I then did a summer salt landing halfway on the curb and halfway on the street… taking most of the fall with my shin, elbow, and well that is about all… Yep exactly what I was thinking… I know who to impress the man of my dreams
And because of this I am holding classes on 101 extreme bunny hopping soon. Space is limited so please let me know as soon as possible that you will be coming. The classes will be held near curbs. Water will be provided from drinking fossits. That is about all because EATING is Cheating. And you have to be lighter then light to clear the curbs…
Trust me on this one… I think if I would have been a few grams lighter I would have had no problem clearing the curb. Next time I will leave my sunglasses at home and wam-bam … no problemo.
SO hope to see you in class soon,
Oh and I have learned a few words in French… salad is salad in French only said a little differently. That is all for now…. I don’t want to over load you with my French knowledge.
I have to go tune Phils bike so he is super fast… and by tune I mean just make sure it sounds like carbon still and not aluminum.
Until Later, Later
:)Chrissy
pss… team statis Victory Brewing
Lauren was 2nd at Rochester and is now in Asheville
The Canadians (Leigh, Laura Y., Tara, Kisten) are getting ready for nationals and will be kicking butt there soon Laura B. is recovering from a head bang at Rochester Brenda is circle racing in Ohio kicking butt
Katharine is in Cali, California riding, racing, and buying some stuff
Mike is in Asheville hanging out, but not really hanging out because he is one busy busy guy
Kate is in Texas riding here and there all in her cowgirl boots
Rachel is over the salty sea racing nationals… or raced nationals where she was 10th
Kim is riding around in circles kicking butt on the track
and I am bunny hoping in CehNehDeh